Randal Tax

Absolutely Destroying someones car

P1: “Haha i Randal Taxed you”
P2: “Fuck you Laramie that was my crown vic”

by Ballsack cancer the ||| April 26, 2024

Grimace Tax

a version of fanum taxxing where the person destroys the other persons food

I bought food and he fucking just grimace taxed it!!

by Zakarya9797 February 28, 2024

passenger tax

tax that a passenger in car pays to driver on snacks that he is eating on passenger seat.

i had to pay half a pack of lays as passenger tax

by kindlastimitteteelmellistesse November 20, 2023

Taxes

Texas for dyslexic people

“I live in Taxes.”
“Do you mean Texas?”
“Both”

by TheRockObama April 28, 2020

cat tax

When you start using xiaohongshu, you are asked to post a cat picture.

Please pay your cat tax.

by 1314tea March 24, 2025

Fiber Tax

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.

“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”

by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023

fanum tax

when a fat ahh n**ga named fanum steal yo food. so basically a food tax. taking your friend's food or meal.

bro did you pay the fanum tax?

by youngbratz February 11, 2024