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Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.
Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.
by TheRunch October 24, 2018
mugGet the Cooking my ricemug.

cooking reddit accounts

Cooking a reddit account is the act of making a fake account on reddit long before it's needed, by intermittently posting and commenting to lend credibility to the account when it's eventually put to use. Accounts can be created with the final purpose in mind already, or old or purchased accounts can be repurposed to become sock puppets.

Reasons someone might cook an account in advance include the ability to influence discussions, express controversial opinions without being immediately dismissed as a biased party (like paid or volunteer supporters who promote specific agendas, such as Israeli hasbara trolls that are paid or volunteer to astroturf support on social media to make it appear that their position is more popular than it really is), or share fabricated content that might be met with greater scrutiny if posted from a newly created account (such as individuals who cook accounts to share fake UFO videos they've made, disguising them as authentic recordings by ordinary people).

The difference between cooking an account and the expression "sockpuppet account" lies in the fact that cooking specifically involves the pre-planning of false engagement on an account over a period of time, whereas a sockpuppet account applies to any account being used for deceptive purposes.

The term "cooking" is derived from the act of preparing food over a period of time before it is ready.
"I posted that UFO video we made on the subreddit but everyone knew it was fake right away because the account was too new. So this time, I decided to try cooking reddit accounts, and spent the two months adding random comments and posts every few days. Hopefully when I post this new video they will be a lot less skeptical!"
by kiriakouTWO April 19, 2024
mugGet the cooking reddit accountsmug.

Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.
Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"
by Nhurr September 23, 2019
mugGet the Thomas Cookedmug.
Have sex with this girl before she loses interest
Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.
by George567590 January 7, 2025
mugGet the Cook up this chicken before it goes badmug.

Cooked

by john hamburger February 18, 2024
mugGet the Cookedmug.

Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog

When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.
My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated
by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024
mugGet the Cooking the hamburger over the hotdogmug.

cooking brisket

when someone farts and it smells like brisket
gross who’s cooking brisket
by caspercue July 24, 2021
mugGet the cooking brisketmug.

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