Jason

A man who who thinks he pull a bandana

Jason does not look good in that bandana

by EternalPhx November 22, 2023

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When you pull a Jason you are so drunk that you try to walk through a drive thru.

Dude did you see that guy pull a Jason last night when we walked out of the bar?

by The Office of the special coun May 16, 2020

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Jason Kaplan

Soft, like room temperature butter. Is definitely not good at gentleman bets. Very Fragile... Sucks at Thursday night dishes. Plays instruments decently well, but Mel sounds so much better!!!!!!

(1) Don't be a Jason Kaplan out on the field, we need you at the end of the season.
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!

by MING DYNASTY October 22, 2019

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Jason

Jason is much more than the name of a serial killer in the Halloween movies.

Unlike his famously named counterpart Jason's around the world are known as the one who will build up his friends and family and not cut them down.

Jason's are strong and ridiculously intelligent. Always thinking on his feet and problem solving with record speed.

Jason's are so filled with love and they love to love.

If you want the job done right higher a Jason

by M4G1C_J4Y October 23, 2020

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