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Christmas Card Chicken

When you've decided you want to decrease the number of Christmas cards you send out every year, so you decide to send cards only to people who send you one first. However, this can backfire if someone on your potential list is using the same tactics. This results in a standoff and ultimately no card exchange between the two of you. This does help solve the original problem, though.
I decided to play Christmas Card Chicken with my second cousin Jennifer, because I didn't want to waste a stamp on her unless I get a card from her first. However, I haven't gotten one from her, so she's probably waiting to get one from me first. I guess we can just be facebook friends instead.
by Skinnygirl December 4, 2009
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Uno Reverse Card

"Hey Johnny, your mom gay!
*Johnny takes out his green Uno Reverse Card*
"Oh Fuck.*
by That'sYourMOm October 10, 2019
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Cards against humanity

Cards against Humanity is an adult game that is offend played by underage kids who had lots of drinks that night. This game is mostly played at parties and after playing this, you will never want to play truth or dare again. The game is very simple, it's an adult version of apples to apples, it will make you laugh your ass.
Hey, I'm coming to the party tonight and i'm bring Cards against humanity with me.
by Suck a very large dick June 16, 2018
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Playing the gay card

Similar to playing the black card, playing the woman card, playing the disabled card, et cetera.
When someone exploits positive discrimination to get their way, and points to a personal trait of theres as a fault which somehow justifies their actions or inability to do something they'd ordinarily be expected to do.
Also used to guilt trip people into taking back something they've said on the grounds of them being insensitive.

Usually just enforces negative stereotypes and is extremely detrimental to the cases of most gay people simply wanting to be treated like normal human beings.
"Muuumm, I can't take the garbage out - I'm gay, remember?"
"Oh, sorry son. I'll do it. Thanks for playing the gay card! I nearly forgot that I'm supposed to treat you like an imbecile for something totally irrelivant to your physical and mental capacity."

"What the fuck are you on about, boy?"
"That really hurts my feelings. I have special needs! It's not easy growing up gay, you know?"
"Erh, don't play the gay card you stupid brat."

"What the hell did you do that for? You just killed 40,000 people!"
"I'm gay! How could I know any better? It's your fault, you straight people have made me unknowledgable through your discrimination."
by kako July 29, 2008
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playing my cards

When you play your "cards" or moves on someone you like
I'm playing my cards to win the heart of that girl
by God of Everything November 18, 2013
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Mississippi Credit Card

A set of bolt cutters used to cut locks to gain entry into tool sheds, storage buildings and businesses with the intent to steal property.
Bubba couldn't afford child support this month so he went on a shopping spree with his Mississippi Credit Card.
by Che's_Hands November 3, 2008
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tennessee credit card

Garden hose used to syphin gas out of cars
syphin gashosetennessee credit card
by mopar May 10, 2009
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