2 maj

En dag där bara bra personer är födda!

Någon: När föds alla bra personer?

Någon annan: 2 maj såklart!

by kittycat1337 June 30, 2020

November 2

Snort at your crush day

Go up to your crush and give them one loud snort in their ear 👂

"Oi Luca go snort in Zara's ear"
"Why?"
"Because November 2 is snort at your crush day"
"Ohhhhh"

by Wuddup baby 🤰💀😏😤🍆 October 31, 2020

(WTF)2

The result of being at a red light and looking out the side door window, only to see the cars in the lane next to you driving off, and you, thinking your light is green too, press on the gas while still looking out the side, ram the guy infront of you. The second boxed ? occurs when you, in a rage of furry for fucking up your hood and bumper, exit the car to witness the damage, and forget the car is still in gear, hit the same car again.

I was like (WTF)2 after Deena told me that my car was up his ass again.

by BeatleLeo December 12, 2017

.2 flu

Calling in sick to work because you want go out drinking or because you are hungover.

Bob called in sick tonight. He probably has the .2 flu.

by Gout Slayer August 2, 2016

DECEMBER 2

National kiss or make out with your girl friend day<3

On December 2, grab your girl friend and give her a kiss.

by anonymous November 30, 2020

KV-2

Almost the best damn tank that the commies made, its just a tank with a damn refrigerator as a turret then stalin decides to slap a fuckin' Howitzer in that so called refrigerator (fuckin 152mm cannon)

the KV-2 is the RUSSIAN DEATH FRIDGE

by Azurlane-fan December 1, 2020

2 tiddlywinks

a very small amount of something

You: *serves me food*
Me: wft bro theres only 2 tiddlywinks of food in this

by BroPower_ December 5, 2020