Michael Todd

A guy who thinks he can arm wrestle but all he does is lay under the table and stares at his opponents dick.

I seen you Michael Todd me when we arm wrestled, you meat gazed.

by dusty 20 August 20, 2018

Michael FlynnFlam

The disgraced, treasonous former retired Army General who lost his way can became a puppet stooge of Diaper Donald Trump.

Michael FlynnFlam was pardoned once by Diaper Donald, but will not be so lucky when insurrection charges are brought against him.

by LaughingAloud May 14, 2023

Michael Afton

Your friendly neighborhood corpse!! His family is the equivalent to hot garbage :

Literally the definition of a hot man...when he wasn't dead ig- Super famous on tik tok.
And on twitter-
Killed his brother by accident (Whoopsieeee)

People make really suspicious sfm's of him. Can you blame them though? I mean who doesn't love that 8-bit hottie!
Might be Rick Astley...

Also is Glamrock Freddy (At least, thats just a theory....a Game Theory), and the nightguard you play in every single game.

People simp for his dad for whatever reason.....Furries....

Michael Fan69: Dude, Michael Afton is so hot!!

FnafIsMyLifeIWillKillYouIfYouSayItSucksAlsoIAm9: Didn't he kill Evan Afton tho?

by YourCasualLoserBecauseWhyNot May 13, 2022

Michael Rosenbaum

Michael Rosenbaum is a wonderful male actor who plays Lex Luthor on the show Smallville, played Adam on the movie Sorority Boys, and does the voice over for The Flash on the Justice League. He was born July 11, 1972, in Oceanside, New York, USA. Nickname is Rosey. Middle name is Owen. He is exactly 6 feet tall. He graduated from Castle High in a city in Indiana. He comes back to Indiana every summer to participate in an annual wiffle ball tournament with old high school friends. Participates in many celebrity ice hockey and charity events. The charity he favors the most is the Ronald McDonald House. Has a great affinity for 80s Soft Rock. Athletic and outgoing, Rosenbaum is an avid hockey player and golfer. He is also a dedicated New York Rangers fan. In addition, he has a passion for music, and plays both acoustic and electric guitar. So far, he's had to dress as a girl in two movies.

Will be in- "Kickin It Old Skool" and "Gay Like Me".

Michael Rosenbaum was in- Justice League, Smallville, Teen Titans, an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Jackie Chan Adventures, Cursed, Racing Stripes, Static Shock, Gladius, Bringing Down the House, Special, Poolhall Junkies, Sorority Boys, Rave Macbeth, Batman Beyond, Sweet November, The Zeta Project, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, an episode of The Wild Thornberrys, Eyeball Eddie, Zoe, Duncan, Jack & Jane, Urban Legend, The Day I ran Into All My Ex-Boyfriends, 1999, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, The Tom Show, and The Devil & and Angel.

by ScruffyKK June 1, 2006

Michael Jackson

The only guy who can walk into a 1920's brothel/gang hangout and get everyone dancing.

Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal screamed badass.

by Ogg Vorbis July 27, 2010

michael damien

How fucktards spell macadamia

This Michael Damien cookie from Subway 😍

by amcertified August 12, 2018

Michael Clifford

Michael Clifford is a kitten from the band 5 seconds of summer that can go from a cute little slice of rainbow to hot sex god with the ability to make you faint

"hey, isn't Michael Clifford from the band, 5 Seconds Of Summer?"

"No, he's the random red-haired guy from the mastercard commercial, ya idiot."

by chemichaels April 23, 2018