u-hawk

The shape assumed by the male coiffure after male pattern baldness has taken the forehead up to the crown; the hair in the back and on the sides forms a "U" while the hair on top is extremely thin or a mere fond memory, i.e., there's bare scalp flesh on display.
At the recent Cure concert, Mahesha reported she saw a few
Moz wannabes but a LOT of u-hawks.

Could you touch the "sparse zone" of his u-hawk? If so, you just may be in love.
by anjali666 May 14, 2008
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U Mirin' Brah?

Somewhat of a rhetorical question, where one fellow male asks another if he's admiring the aesthetics of your body definition, or weight lifting ability, when in reality it is actually quite obvious.
Josh finishes a set of dead lifts; with impressive form and weight - when he looks over to his fellow mate, who seems to be struggling with curling 30 pound dung bells. He says " Hey, Steve, U Mirin' Brah? " - Steve replies "No way man", and continues to finish his set.

Josh smirks and flexes in the mirror, and says to himself - " Yeah.. he was definitely Mirin' "
by James D Perry December 27, 2012
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U got no jams

derives from a korean phrase: "jaemi eobseo" which means no fun or not interesting.
the "jaemi" itself means fun, and "eobseo" can be translated to (there is) no/not.
so basically what you do with it is add "no" in front of the phrase, scratch of the "eobseo" and simplify the pronounciation for "jaemi" into jams
done~

i'm not gonna explain how it's popularized, the result on top of this one can do that just well
by OtakuTaka October 03, 2015
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U D Envy

Describes what a person gets when they can't get a word or phrase published in the Urban Dictionary.
Dave: Why isn't Brian talking to you?
Bob: I think he has U D envy.
Dave: What the hell is that?
Bob: Urban Dictionary envy. He's mad because I've been published several times and he has'nt!
by Psycho Brutus January 21, 2012
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n/u

A really ugly African language, advertised by the Discovery Channel. Makes you sound like a broken PC speaker.
n/u nt'a kan't'u 'kakn' unu' t'o t'o!
by max August 09, 2004
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u/alt-no-more

Everyone said buying condoms was no big deal and nobody would say anything....

Well that was a fucking lie.

I pull up at Walgreens and I walk over to the aisle with condoms. I go “well shit, I guess i need some deodorant too.” So I pick some up and then grab a box of condoms.

I get to the checkout line, i’m standing there and this one old lady is like “excuse me son, mind me asking how old you are?” And i’m like “Ummm I’m 16?” Then she purses her lips and makes this judging ass face and says, “Aren’t you a little young to be using those?”

At this point the other 5 people in the line are all looking at me so I got angry and just started acting snarky. “Oh, my bad lady, Imma just hit it raw and hope she don’t get knocked up.” She felt offended so she shut up pretty quick.

AND THEN when I get to the front of the line, the fucking cashier scans the box, smiles and says, “first time with these?” Are you fucking kidding me? Why would he ask that? Whatever. I just said “Um no second actually.” (Even though it was actually my first).

Ughhh. Anyways I hate people. I just want to buy some condoms in peace damn.
u/alt-no-more wanted to purchase condoms and now he's a celebrity
by u/tryinng December 25, 2018
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Good 4 u

It is good 4 u
did you hear Olivia Rodrigo's new song Good 4 u?
by saaammm May 25, 2021
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