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Felicity Johns

Young and youthful a great friend and alway has a shoulder to lean on when you need it. She gives the best cuddles and is always fun to be around
by Oldchick April 14, 2020
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earl john

-currently dating phoenix freya
-an introverted person

-has cats
-has an attractive voice and is handsome af
: have you seen earl john last week?
: yeah he looks so cute!
by freya nix June 7, 2021
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john reed

Noun - Some say he was nursed at the teat of the mother wolf, in the burned out hull of an E-Type Jaguar. Some say he was born from the thunder clap that occurred when Mario Andretti & Ritchie Blackmore bumped into each other at a party, high on qualudes. He is not drawn to exotic women and fine alcohols, they are drawn to him. All we know is, they call him The Stig's American Cousin.
by agent_orange910 February 18, 2015
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John Craven

The act of drinking 3 pints of beer (lager, bitter, stout etc) without going to the toilet until the 3rd pint is finished. (1 UK pint = 568.2ml).
In the pub, sink 3rd full pint, desperate for a piss, stand up to go and announce "I've just done a John Craven".
Keep it under your hat until complete - your drinking companions will be green with envy.

No idea where this definition comes from, but John Craven was a popular children's television news presenter on the BBC in the UK 1972-1989.
by Scott Hatton September 5, 2008
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Pull a John

To Leave Randomly. This makes the people you were with previously wonder where the hell you dissapeared to.
Adrian : "I just saw the funniest thing today..."
*John Leaves*
Adrian : "And then I couldn't stop laughing"
Omar : "Where the hell is John?"

To Pull A John
by ItsCristian June 11, 2008
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john hein

Member of the howard stern show and founder of jumptheshark.com.
Part of john hein theme song

He's a rich nerd, because of t.v guide jon hein's now a freekin millionaire, he sold jumptheshark and you know what's funny, the great big dork now have fuck you money.
by Fla.Fla.Flo.Fly October 27, 2007
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john smith

An English name... contains two clichés.
guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?
by -\_/- December 28, 2005
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