Pulling a government

Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.

Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."

Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"

Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”

by Pipicidal May 6, 2024

pulling a saram

leaving you on delivered for 20 hours every day and having sex with her ex after every party

girl 1: omg she so pulled a saram last night

girl 2: she got with her ex again??????

girl 1: ugh she’s pulling a saram to me rn

girl 2: she’s leaving you on delivered again???

by wpistoute November 21, 2021

Oklahoma Pull Tab

Scalp

I collected 20 Oklahoma Pull Tabs out west.

by Elizabeth Warren June 15, 2023

pulling a kutlwano

Taking a while to get the an inside joke or not knowing what others are talking about.

Someone: I guess it's not not nice being a billionaire right now
Pulling a kutlwano: Who?, what?, where?, why

by ThickDzaddy27 August 11, 2023

to pull a lee know

To become a k-pop Idol from non-trainee occupation in Korean music entertainment industry.

To pull a lee know you have to become a k-pop Idol from non-trainee occupation.

Lee Know of Stray kids became an idol even though he was originally a backup dancer.

by Not really nameless April 29, 2024

Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".

Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.

by Bloxt July 28, 2017

Pulled a Strovich

"Pulled a Strovich" is to mistakenly register for two iRacing endurance sessions happening concurrently, one as a driver for one team, and another as a crew chief for a different team. This results in the disqualification of the team you intended to drive for, due to the conflict of registrations. The situation requires a specific blend of absentmindedness and iRacing expertise, often attributed to a certain "blonde" level of chaos.

He pulled a Strovich! Registered as a driver for our team, then signed up as a crew chief for someone else. We got DQ'd, and he had to watch us race without him."

by mysterious-wordplay March 22, 2025