Cock

A bird you dumbass.

“I love me some cock!”

by bbcongod January 24, 2020

Cock Wagging

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation

Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”

by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025

cock ears

A person with little to no intelligence, often indulging in thoughtless behavior as a result.

Look cock ears, I really need you to stop lighting off flares inside my house.

by thrayl September 30, 2008

Cock

A huge piece of meat no one can resist it’s so tasty and inserts into you the black ones are the best

He’s got a cock

by Cocked up June 3, 2024

cock puff

when an uncircumcised penis becomes cheesy within the folds

My European friend had a bad case of cock puff.

by Pussy Cat 21 December 27, 2010

cock witch

Somebody who can’t keep a dick outta their vigana.

Stop being a cock witch

by Cock witch April 29, 2020

Cock Boggling

When a girl is giving a blowjob and gargles on it whilst moving it around her mouth.

Andy "Hey have you heard about Abi's blow job skills?"
Mark "Yeah I heard she's is keen on Cock Boggling! Everyone enjoys a boggling from time to time."
Andy "Too right, she's a top notch boggler!"

by The Evil Dorito March 26, 2016