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by niall // jungle May 15, 2022
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Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.
Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.
by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021
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Lard ball

Lard ball is used as an insult to those who're eitheir fat or obese.
Garfield: What's good Odie, you skinny dog.

Odie: Fuck you Lard ball.
by Skibidi Porft fart123 December 14, 2023
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chilli balls

A man that has a fetish of applying

hot pepper/pepper sauce on his balls.
I have a thing for chilli balls during the nasty
by M&J made this😂 September 1, 2023
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Balls

The soggy and drooping matter that usually weighs anywhere between 1 gram and 15 gigatonnes. This riveting colored solid substance is typically found within male specimens, hanging miserably below his penis, which is 2 inches. This can also be used as a metaphor when describing one's bravery. Another way it can be used is to nut off, which males like you do in your mom's basement every night.
Thaqif has got some big bubalicious balls!
Harold's balls look like withered raisins...
I used my balls to nut off last night!
That dude's got some balls asking my mom out.
by Gigaindianchad May 17, 2022
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Balls

by Imgonnadoyourmom March 30, 2022
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Crystal Ball

Karen stared diligently into her crystal ball.
by TumescentMule May 31, 2025
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