Merkal Syndrome

When a grown man is unable to consume alcohol without being bedridden for 3 to 5 days.

Yo, whats up with Doug. I tried calling him 3 times to see if he wanted to party tonight.

Oh he can't. He went out drinking last week and caught Merkal Syndrome.

by McStuffings September 10, 2020

Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10

Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.

by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021

Gojo Syndrome

A mental illness where the patient is affected by Gojo’s overwhelming beauty, leading to an addiction. Normally, those with Gojo Syndrome has their mind flooded by him in a week or less. Eventually, all they can talk about is Gojo.

person 1: The sky looks very blue today. There’s a lot of clouds too.

person 2: Yeah. Blue like Gojo’s eyes. Clouds are white, like Gojo’s hair.

person 1: You need to see a therapist, I think you have Gojo Syndrome.

by gojo is hot as hell November 30, 2023

Charles syndrome

To make excuses and take no responsibility for one's actions and religiously blame others for all your problem and the outcome

Don't blame me for my actions cause of what you made me do, it's your fault and I'm a victim and suffer from Charles syndrome.

by Karmacharles March 17, 2025

tupperware syndrome

Originated in the card game, Top2Bottom...in gay world, it means being the only top in a sea of bottoms...like when you can't find a matching top to your Tupperware

NYC has a serious case of Tupperware syndrome...there are bottoms everywhere and no tops to be found. Just look at your grindr screen

by Top2Bottom April 21, 2014

irritable Powell syndrome

(n) a rare but serious effect, most noted by journalist Tucker Carlson, wherein Sidney Powell gives you earful in reaction to numerous interview requests.

Interview requests that ask you to talk, on air, about highly consequential, ongoing litigation

Etymology: cf. Sidney Powell; a federal attorney, best known for her defense of Michael Flynn and for having brass balls bigger than most men in Washington DC

Maria Bartiromo from CNBC knows how to get an interview without causing irritable Powell syndrome // she's also rather hot

by Content-ment411 December 21, 2020

Beauty Syndrome

When someone is a 10/10 with make-up but without it a 1/10

Pokimane is the true definition of "Beauty Syndrome" (she's hot with make-up but without it she is ugly)

by Sumichi October 30, 2020