stupid piece of shit

A dysfunctional person or thing that exemplifies a complete lack of intelligence and worth

My car is a stupid piece of shit.
My ex-wife is such a stupid piece of shit.

by Friday Nite Delite November 8, 2013

Bic My Shit

To shave one's privates.

Occasionally, Dave would pull down his pants and underwear and inspect his junk. If he discovered it was an unsightly, hairy mess, he would pull out a disposable razor and yell, "Michelle, I'll be down in a minute after I Bic my shit".

by Blumpster September 30, 2009

Shit Pot Breath

Breath that is so rancid that it would seem that there is a small man in the back of the subject's mouth stirring a pot of shit.

Damn, you have some bad shit pot breath.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Fuck The Dumb Shit

Not willing to engage in foolishness.

Billy Bob: Hey, hold my beer while I prove these shoes are fireproof.
Nick: Fuck The Dumb Shit.

by Claude Ballz June 11, 2004

foul ass shit

When a man engages in lewd and perverse acts with your bitch.

When you where up in the hotel with my bitch, doing that foul ass shit!

by Pillar P December 21, 2008

shit brindle brown

An unpleasant or common and boring colour of brown, in reference to eye colour, hair colour, or just the colour brown. Commonly used among older generations (parents, grandparents, etc)

The colour of my eyes are shit brindle brown.

by Daycontise January 13, 2008

shit got real

Things getting serious.

"....And then 'shit got real', so I had to blast that bitch with my tech-nine."

by Diego August 30, 2003