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one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.
girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!
by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011
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Balls Deep Without Being Balls Deep

When you are already caught up in a girl's emotional past without having gotten any pussy yet.
John: How did last night with Jenny go?
Jeff: Not good man, she explained to me all her self-esteem issues and I didn't even hook up with her.
John: Jeez, sounds like you're balls deep without being balls deep.
Jeff: Yeah, it's a rough place to be in.
by Barb Laheyyyyy September 14, 2014
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Suck my balls

What you tell the family dog to do
You: just suck my balls! U put peanut butter on them this time!
by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025
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Fungus Balls

Dude, thsee fungus balls are killing me.
by LysaJo December 30, 2015
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Balls McGlee

Expression; usually a negative situation described with artificial enthusiasm. Used to express or describe exasperation or other awkward, strange, or otherwise unfortunate events, often described to others with a fake smile or grin. Extension of Balls McGee.
"That guy just put a dent in my car. Woohoo! BallsMcGlee!"

"She went crazy, broke my phone and locked me out. Good thing I only live 5 miles away. Balls McGlee!"
by Mr McGlee May 7, 2013
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guypsy balls

Big Harry balls that’s hand low
Somome you don’t like-‘hey’
You-‘suck on my hairy guypsy balls’
by Layla.ath May 19, 2022
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Darwin's Balls

Used by atheists.

A panacea for those who want an alternative to Jesus! Oh My God! and other such repugnant theistic ballbaggery.
What in the name of Darwin's balls are you doing man?
By Darwin's balls, your breasts are most splendid.
by Wolfgibbon April 24, 2017
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