by WolfyDaWolf June 22, 2020
Get the I love youmug. by AstroLive September 4, 2022
Get the Astro Loves Catsmug. we must hate love, because it's cringe, even we need anti-sex too because it is from pornhub we must kill and attack pornhub and love, every what is connected to love and sex is ULTIMATE CRINGE, YOU KNOW WHY!!! JUST REALIZE HOW PEOPLE IS BEING DEGENERATE BECAUSE OF THIS, NOW LOVE IS BAD, KILL LOVERS, KILL GIRLFRIENDS, KILL BOYFRIENDS, KILL COUPLES, KILL SEX, KILL PORN, KILL NSFW, KILL MARRIAGES, KILL THESE CRINGE INTERNET, WE MUST KILL SEX AND LOVE!!!
person 1: i love you! *kisses person 2*
person 2: oh!!! i love you too!!! <3 *hugs person 1*
person 3: let's start a family! *grabs person 4 by the waist*
person 4: yeah!!! *kisses person 4* but first we need to marry!!! :)
anti-lover: DOOM IS ETERNAL, DOOM IS ETERNAL!!! *pulls out a minigun and kills person 1 and person 2*
person 1: AAAH!!! *died*
person 2: *screams in pain and dead*
doom slayer: NO MORE FAMILIES AND MAKING BABIES AND HAVING SEX!!! *kills person 3 and person 4*
person 3: *dead*
person 4: *died too*
person 2: oh!!! i love you too!!! <3 *hugs person 1*
person 3: let's start a family! *grabs person 4 by the waist*
person 4: yeah!!! *kisses person 4* but first we need to marry!!! :)
anti-lover: DOOM IS ETERNAL, DOOM IS ETERNAL!!! *pulls out a minigun and kills person 1 and person 2*
person 1: AAAH!!! *died*
person 2: *screams in pain and dead*
doom slayer: NO MORE FAMILIES AND MAKING BABIES AND HAVING SEX!!! *kills person 3 and person 4*
person 3: *dead*
person 4: *died too*
by antilover January 11, 2024
Get the anti-lovemug. by CoreyTheFish April 23, 2024
Get the Damn I Love Frogsmug. “Love at first phone” is the telephone version of “love at first sight”. It is when someone falls in love with someone the first time they speak to them on the phone.
I spoke with Denise Romano today for the first time, feel like I fell in love with her, expression “love at first phone” perfectly describes what happened.
by concision November 3, 2023
Get the Love at first phonemug. Hym "No. No. Fuck you. That not how you show your love you ass. It's totally asymmetrical. You're not doing it to this fucking asshole and I'm not doing it to anybody. So no. And I'm not doing Jordan's thing either. You admit I'm the most-specialist uber-mensch and regale me with my accolades and THEN I'll do it. Do it publicly. And insulting your costumers has a niche appeal that this restaurant also does as a novelty act so you can eat a dick you stupid, stupid fuck. And fuck you Cody and Katie. One of you is 1 brown robe away from looking like the most sexually active catholic monk and the other looks like they stole a jewish granny's wig. I'm not going to entirely reconceptualize what you're doing to you don't have to be the asshole here."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2023
Get the How you show your lovemug. 