Chad: if zero point was to happen would we even remember it?
Matson Ray Parker: who else high af rn??
Matson Ray Parker: who else high af rn??
by Itanimulli April 24, 2020
Get the Zero pointmug. When someone realizes that the number of zeros in their bank account can’t secure them a ticket to heaven (even if they donate their wealth or part of it to others as a proof of their generosity), who will leave this side of heaven with a big fat zero at their last heartbeat.
Billionaire Xeno was praised for being zero-wise when he decided to leave his inheritance to no fewer than ten charities—his life philosophy is that he came with nothing and will leave with nothing.
by Numerati September 29, 2024
Get the Zero-Wisemug. A ridiculously overpriced gameboy, that has a bunch of features that make it capable of asshat hacking, that only kids under the age of 13 buy to turn off TV's in Walmart.
Rarely bought by actual tech geeks who are interested in using it for it's actual purpose.
Rarely bought by actual tech geeks who are interested in using it for it's actual purpose.
Hey, did you hear ___ got a Flipper Zero
Yeah, the projector in class has been acting up. I figured. What a doofus
Yeah, the projector in class has been acting up. I figured. What a doofus
by professionalbackshotgiver February 1, 2024
Get the flipper zeromug. Damn’t Sharon, I can’t remember what it’s called. What are they doing after the wedding? Anniversary Zero!
by Randomness3.14 January 28, 2024
Get the anniversary zeromug. A gadget used to “hack” things like Teslas, electronic locks, electric gate controls etc. I put hack in inverted commas as it’s not really hacking, just showing how poor the security in modern electronics is. It can also do weird things like remotely turn off a diabetic’s insulin pump (allegedly) (also obviously dont turn off a diabetics insulin pump)
The flipper zero should be renamed “a way to show just how bad security is in electronic locks and things”.
by why are russian girls so cute August 11, 2025
Get the flipper zeromug. 