You're moms face

A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.

You're moms face: A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You: stop pushing me
Bully: you're useless and weak
You: well... well... uhhhh
Bully: don't have a comeback do you loser? Give me twenty dollars or else I'll beat you up.
You: no! I only have 25$ and I need to buy stuff at the store.
Bully: you're poor loser
You: uhhh... SO DOES YOUR MOM *while covering his ears for safety purposes of course*
Bully: * screaming, blood coming out of his ears*
You: *running away* haha loser
Bully: *dies*

by TrecherousTreche January 3, 2019

you're sensational

When your (almost) girlfriend talks about what her awful mother said to her, is crying and is talking bad about herself, and you have to remind her that she's not loveless or deviant, but sensational.

''You're not loveless, you're not deviant, okay? You're sensational.''

by Choniisendgame July 16, 2018

You're

you're means you are.

your means it's yours.
Just saying

You're not from here are you? Your mother is.

by Elsie Yeppers September 22, 2018

you'res

Like yours, but fun and autistic

I would like to meet with you'res leader.

by Me63 June 8, 2018

You're bro's a hose.

It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.

Friend:"Wanna get a pizza?"
You:"You're bro's a hose."
Friend: *Dies

by Train Tracks May 14, 2018

It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30

Something to shout at males (usually) who exhibit creepy stalker-like behaviour around women (usually). This sleazy voyeuristic behaviour tends to happen in places and cultures where everyday interaction between the sexes is limited, actively encouraging the hunter/prey dynamic (following women, cat-calling, peeping tom behaviour, even assault). Frustrated males resort to even using technology to spy on females (telephoto lenses, mobile phones, drones etc), all the while blaming women for "limiting the supply of sex" or simply "asking for it!"

I see you leering at me and snapping pictures with your phone! It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 - it's YOU!

by kapweeng April 14, 2018

You're

Fir all those libertards who use the wrong your.
You see when someone says you're it means "you are" so when you say "Your cute" its diesnt make sense since your gay ass doesnt know english. Its like saying you awesome and you fine?. And if you did you're kids fine its saying "you are kids fine" like it fucking makes sense.

The grammar nazis are coming for you and will praise their leader hitler.

You're a cunt
Does your mom know that you failed english?

by Hotmanass June 23, 2019