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The Pudding Whistler 

First, obtain a rake with a fiberglass handle. Next, find a SandPro tractor. Put the new rake in the compartment supplied on the tractor. After a few hours of SandPro work, the rake should brake, leaving you with a frayed, splintered rake end. Ideally, the rake end would be about a foot long. Take the rake stub home - buy some pudding (snack packs, whatever). Fill the hollow rake stub with pudding. Insert the pudding filled handle into the woman's ass. Don't take it out till' she whistles, like a tea kettle.
...yeah I was just about to say, I gave her The Pudding Whistler last night and she whistled only 5 minutes in!
The Pudding Whistler by vsepr August 12, 2006

whistlebinkies 

A musician who performs for beer.
whistlebinkies are drunk musicians.
whistlebinkies by sven1 December 12, 2007

whistlebitch 

That girl that pours tequila directly into your mouth, while wearing hot-pants and blowing obnoxiously into her whistle.
I went to Papas & Beer last night for my birthday and I can't remember anything after I met the whistlebitch.

whistling beef 

Vomit painfully while intoxicated, usually out the nose.
"man, I feel like shit. I spent half the night whistling beef."
whistling beef by Frankie Pistlekahk September 19, 2007

Whistling Teapot 

It is when a girl is on her rag and is using a tampon. It can only occur in hot temperatures or in a heavy workout. The girl experiences a whistling teapot when the heat causes her vagina to steam thus making her vagina boil over and produce a slight whistle. The tampon acts as the teabag in the analogy.
The girls vagina spilled over because it was a whistling teapot.
Whistling Teapot by OJ is not guilty September 6, 2007

whistlenutting

The act of anal sex performed on a decked-out rodeo clown when attempted by either man or beast (bulls, horses, etc).
There's a pretty good chance of whistlenutting when Baskets The Clown participates in Spain's Running Of The Bulls.
whistlenutting by thafritz September 2, 2017