weed

what people smoke to get high and have fun and piss off the church bastards

smoke weed every day

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Weed Bag

A person who carries their supply (weed) around with them constantly and shows it off to everyone!

Jack: We were sitting in science during lunch and Adam kept getting out his stash.
Mark: Wow what a weed bag!

by Sycodrive September 24, 2009

crack weed

An urban legend. Dealers always tell stories to sell their crappy weed.

silly drug user:"I've got that famous crack weed today. It was also dipped into LSD and alloyed with radioactive opium!"
intelligent drug user:"Do you really believe your dealer's stories? *rofl*

by MetalWarrior April 15, 2006

crack weed

Slang term for an expensive and particularly potent strain of marijuana sold in Upper-Manhattan which alludes to the fact that regular smokers of it will soon find that they're unable to achieve a satisfying high from other, less-potent varieties.
The strain is also called "pepperhead" (for its distinct pepper-like aroma) or "the haze" (for its frosted appearence).

Man, that haze is the crack weed; I can't even get off swag any more!

by ckrespo May 20, 2006

Weed Whacker

A term used to describe a rice bucket Honda or other riced out import.

May be easily identified by an exhaust sounding like a gas powered weed eater or chainsaw.

Damn, that riced out Honda sounds like a weed wahcker!

Man, check out that weed whacker!

by Pimp Masta J December 18, 2004

Weed Willy

When somone wets their finger like a regular wet willy but dips it in some busted up weed and sticks it in someones ear while screaming "WEED WILLY!", leading to little bits of weed inside their ear and them getting mad about it more so than a regular wet willy.

Weed Willy!!! Fuck I hate when you weed willy my ear.

by MontyDelmonte July 22, 2010

Weed Memory

A condition in which you don't remember things you said or did when you were high until you get high again.

Person #1: Dude! You remember when I attacked the mayonnaise?

Person #2: You're just remembering that now?

Person #1: Well, this is the first time I've gotten high since then.

Person #2: Weed memory strikes again.

by Tericon November 13, 2010