The Weed Limit

The speed you drive when you're high. Tends to be about 10mph below the speed limit.

"Yo, Brodie was so fuckin' stoned last night, we were in his mom's Mazda and he was totally driving the weed limit."
"That's dope. You want to smoke?"
"No, I got to go to work at my Dad's dealership."

by lumpos grandes November 5, 2014

weed squirrel

A weed squirrel is any person who conserves nuglets, nuglings, shake, and half-bowls for consumption when weed is scarce.

Dude, quit being such a fucking weed squirrel, we can always buy another sack.

by Ross Vernal February 28, 2013

weed and seed

when you smoke some weed with your partner and then have sex

"How'd your date go?"
"It was great. I invited her back to my place for a little weed and seed."

by Ostriana December 17, 2018

weed music

music you listen to when you’re high as fuck. microwave music. slow songs that make you feel as high as a kite. you feel like you’re in heaven.

Mitski, Lana Del Rey, and Joji invented weed music.

by fayri July 9, 2019

weed talk

The weird things people say on marijuana.

Cut that weed talk and order us a pizza.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Weed Shandy

Weed Shandy is the use of tobacco when rolling a joint or a spliff.

Similar to a Lager Shandy where lemonade is used to lessen the effect of alcohol.

"Yo! Why you putting tobacco in dat zoot man, I don't want to smoke no weed shandy!"

"I like that head rush I get from smoking unfiltered tobacco and makes my weed go further".

by ignite420uk October 22, 2016

Mountain of weed

A literal pile of weed.
If you can hide an average-sized dog under your weed, you have a mountain of weed.

Ayo, let's go to Wiz Khalifa's this Saturday, I hear he ordered a mountain of weed and he's willing to share.

by TheChairHugger November 9, 2013