Wandering Pube

When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.

OMG your lollie bag has a "Wandering Pube" on it!!

by VeryCold April 2, 2010

Wankerchif

n. A cloth or towel repeatedly used for the sole purpose of ejaculating into or cleaning up post sex-messiness.

In my case, I use a Mr. Met towel for such purposes as my Wankerchif being this is about the equivalent of the state of their organization.

by yeaisaidthat4 July 21, 2012

Wanker

The middle of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Roy's penis is neither large nor small, rather, he has a wanker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

Wanderbust

A very strong or irresistible impulse to ejaculate.

To add to your body count.

I really love my girlfriend, but it’s about time I started to wanderbust

by Fvte November 28, 2019

Wanker

Trump

Trump is a Wanker

by Big dick Human Being October 21, 2020

sub wanker

One who plays at being submissive until it becomes the slightest bit inconvenient.

A submissive (BDSM) wannabe.

That bitch was just leading me on, what a sub wanker!

by Master's toy May 1, 2007

[wacky wanger fanger]

the smacking of a limp finger upon a persons forehead.

ball straight up wacky wanger fangered that bitch in the head

damn look at the bruise on her dome from that wacky wanger fanger

by jmbrady January 1, 2009