x-twat

Someone who may have been merely a loser in their home country, but now,living abroad, has assumed almost mythical qualitites of asshole-ness.

That x-twat would never have got a girlfriend back home!

by X-twats Anon September 18, 2008

twadge

A Females vagina.(Minge, Fanny, Twat).

Mrs Smith has a very wide twadge

by James Stoddart April 25, 2005

twat bracket

A complete tool. Someone who is somewhere between a tit and a ball sack.

Rob stuck his pecker in a prossie and got knob rot. What a twat bracket!

by Nick the bad-ass May 13, 2006

twatrot

a stinky cooter, such as that of the recently deceased, or simply an extremely nasty bitch

Guy: what's that smell?
me: that bitch must have twatrot

by John Czolgosz September 7, 2007

Twat Nav

Verb: To shout travel directions to your current location down a mobile phone to a lost friend or colleague

Bob is twat naving Dave from the Macclesfield office

by Paul63 October 3, 2007

twainiac

A former student of the mark twain school, which featured grades 7 through 12 and offered kids who were coded as emotionally disturbed (nutty) a place to run amok with other such unbalanced and often dangerous fools. The school is located in rockville Maryland next to a large forest area. Staff members often restrained students physically then went home and masturbated to the memory of it. Mark Twain would be the last place you might want you're child to end up unless you were grooming them for a circus side show act.

That child just beat up that other child with a trash can, i think they might send him to Mark twain, what a twainiac he will be indeed!

by truth fan November 4, 2009

Twathead

Justin Bieber's hair style.

(when doing a haircut) "Can i have a twathead? just like Justin Bieber, girls at school love it."

by Justin BB March 3, 2011