Turkey dick

A unit of measurement and curvature while drinking

Those roads are as straight as a turkey dick

by Perkins March 11, 2017

turkeyhatman

@turkeyhatman aka one of the goats of tiktok

"Turkeyhatman is the best" "yeah I agree"

by Kool kid aka B3nluke October 20, 2021

withered turkey

A derogative term referring to a limp penis after ejaculation.

Stupid Ho: Ha ha! Look at that little withered turkey!
Guy With Shriveled Penis: *SMACK!* STFU!

by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

flamin' turkey

to have intercourse with another's orifice whilst having tobasco, salsa or any other sort of hot sauce slatherd on your weiner. Named for the rather phallic nature of a turky's appearence.

"bo-DIFF i's givin' dat ho a flamin' turkey so bad, i had to top her off wit' da special sauce"

by poo-manchu May 13, 2008

MY TINKEY

means a love one or a nickname...

special someone...

I LOVE MY TINKEY..

My TINKEY and I were with some friends...

by Lovley March 18, 2009

chocking the turkey

When you masturbate. Another name for wanking, mostly used by Highschool teens on the west coast.

Kid 1:Where's peter at?
Kid 2:He's at home chocking the turkey before he gets here.

by Big black niggaz November 11, 2013

Catching the crazy turkey

To have sex while making strange bird like noises. Alternatively, this may also refer to an instance where you see a turkey, there is a jumbled chain of events, but hours later you end up having sex-- must be in a bed. Doesn't count otherwise.

Ryan: “Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there on Lindsay's bed”
Lindsay: "Yeah, we kinda go 'gobble gobble gobble' when we have sex."

by KingEm December 14, 2014