Tristaned

To be betrayed or played so hard your only option is to retreat home and indulge in extreme self care — Repeatedly (2-3 Times)

“After that disaster of a date with Jane, dude was Tristaned fr”

by thatsepic October 28, 2025

Tristan

Least whimsical and chalant person you will ever meet has zero aura not tuff at all 0% cool

tristan: Hi i am tristan

everyone else: Not whimsical.

by jsakdhaiwudshajknmsda November 26, 2025

Tristan-sexual

Since Tristan is just the sexiest guy in the world, he deserves his own sexuality. A tristan-sexual is anyone who is overly obsessed with the thought of Tristan's enormous cock pulsing and filling their insides with his hot steamy load, causing their insides to burst.

" I'm a Tristan-Sexual and I just can't wait to be filled by the Big T.

by Bleepisboy442 December 23, 2025

Donald Tristan Gatheright

A whole bitch. This nigga will hit you with anything he can or fuck with you anyway possible. His snap score is retarded, he pulls no hoes. But that nigga funny

That nigga Donald Tristan Gatheright got rejected.

by Nathan Alzubi November 7, 2019

Social Tristencing

Similar to social distancing except you don't do it.

All the boys got Coronavirus man, it's been heavy!

But what about social distancing and stage 4 lockdowns?
Nah man I said I was Social Tristencing

by Jack Chat March 31, 2020

Sexy Tristen

A guy that can get any girl and fucks them and they like it.

Damn that's a sexy Tristen right there

by Smexy Tristen March 10, 2021

The Tristan Song

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!

Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023