It's a euphemism for putting maple syrup on someone while massaging doggy style in an Ice hockey suit. It's what all the kids are about these days.
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Get the Canadian Treadmill mug.When you stuff anal beads inside a woman, and while she's suckin your dick you pull 'em out like you're cranking a chainsaw and she bites down hard and scrapes her teeth down your dick.
by Liquor_Box September 6, 2023
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by Kristisurvivor February 27, 2008
Get the burn down a tree mug.The name given to the act of chilling outside in the Summer Sun, most likely smoking weed and relaxing.It is another way of saying "do you want to chill?"
by fireman-familyman March 10, 2009
Get the Bees and Trees mug.When the bat made contact with the side of his head he received the full Alex spoor treatment: no more feeding himself, no more orgasms, no more complete sentances
by vogla January 24, 2013
Get the Alex spoor treatment mug.There are five ways to do this:
1.Cut it in four different ways and dip it in pickle juice so that when you drink the pickle juice, magic inside will grow back your finger. Side effects of this procedure may result in green finger, internet fame, and a tendency to eat your finger.
2.Wrap your finger in scotch tape after consulting google.
3.Get some piranhas to eat the flesh off your finger and use scotch tape to tape the broken part off the bone back and on a blue moon wrap your finger in wet garlic and hopefully your skin will grow back. Side effects of this may result in turning into a spooky scary skeleton, no vampires will try to bite your finger, and a weird garlic smell.
4.Ask a stupid doctor at Mayland Heights walk in.
5. Or just go to the hospital.
1.Cut it in four different ways and dip it in pickle juice so that when you drink the pickle juice, magic inside will grow back your finger. Side effects of this procedure may result in green finger, internet fame, and a tendency to eat your finger.
2.Wrap your finger in scotch tape after consulting google.
3.Get some piranhas to eat the flesh off your finger and use scotch tape to tape the broken part off the bone back and on a blue moon wrap your finger in wet garlic and hopefully your skin will grow back. Side effects of this may result in turning into a spooky scary skeleton, no vampires will try to bite your finger, and a weird garlic smell.
4.Ask a stupid doctor at Mayland Heights walk in.
5. Or just go to the hospital.
by Cool minecraft k November 13, 2017
Get the how to treat a broken finger mug.Chillin on your back while your partner washes “deez nuts” with a warm washcloth after having sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even ask for a cleaning. Warm towel treatments were never intended to replace a shower, but somethimes they do ;)
I didn’t shower after sex... I got the warm towel treatment instead.
You don’t want to die without ever receiving a warm towel treatment. It’s a bucket list item for sure!
You don’t want to die without ever receiving a warm towel treatment. It’s a bucket list item for sure!
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