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trash can wrangling 

When the trash guy just tosses your can on the lawn on a windy day and you spend 5 minutes chasing it around.
Hey bill, that friggin trash guy tossed your trash can on the lawn again. Better go wrangle it!
Yep, Time to go trash can wrangling!
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trash can of orvilles 

Man, that trash can of Orvilles costs 14 bucks !

trash can chef 

A person who uses a trash can to cook or rather steam things.

My recipe:
1. Pour 3-4 buckets of hot water inside.

2. Place food inside plastic bag, air tight as possible. This can be many different things like carrots and stuff.
3. Wrap that plastic bag with aluminum foil.

4. Throw inside garbage can. Wait 2-3 hours.
5. Steamed vegetables. Yum.
Tom: Hey! Did you see the trash can chef over there?
Mark: Yeah. I wonder what he's cooking.
Tom: He's probably cooking a rat or two.

Trash Vortex 

A) Of or pertaining to a cultural dislocation; possibility violating any persistent interconnectivity principles
B) Rural slang for use in an bar or pub that is populated with uncouth patrons who have never listened to the Digable Planets song 'Rebirth of Slick'.
A) "Modern American culture has been encroached so deeply that this place is obviously a trash vortex."

B) "Come on Jimbo, this bar is a freakin trash vortex."

trash scratch 

When you catch an STD from dirty trailer trash
Dude, I think destiny gave me the trash scratch!
trash scratch by Topandtail April 4, 2016

Trash Wasted 

When you are highly intoxicated off Chronic or alcohol to the point the cops find you at near death condition
That man was found at the getty center Trash Wasted
Trash Wasted by Therealestdude April 16, 2016