Top Spicy

Excellent or good - a term of approval.

"That dessert was top spicy!"

by essyjizzenburger April 7, 2019

Tippin’ to the top

Being in the maximum state of intoxication

“This wine got me tippin’ to the top!”

by Tilted4life November 3, 2018

Top set

In a secondary school, there are sometimes these things called sets. these are when the year groups are divided into classes based on there score on their entrance exam (and so, their intelligence).
The top set is supposed to be the most intelligent people in the year.

Now I've cleared that up, top set is the people whose mums bribed the teachers.

"How many genuinely intelligent people are there in top set?"
"Three."

by That friend who likes a fight March 8, 2021

Top-sighted

The inability to see a woman's bottom half while intoxicated.

"When I sobered up and the top-sightedness wore off, I realized that her physique looked like an upside down maraca."

"All I saw was a pretty face and a nice rack. I had no idea her body actually looked like my bong."

by David B Weingarten September 11, 2011

Crotch Top

Similar to a crop top, it is a pair of shorts that have been manipulated to be high enough, so that user’s testicles hang out of one side.

Omg, did you see Joey’s crotch top today? His balls are so hairy.

by Vaginal Hook January 17, 2020

up top

The striker/forward position in association football

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"Messi doesn't really play up top. He picks up the ball from midfield and starts many of Barcelona's attacks"

A: "Where do you play, Jimmy?" B: "I play up top"

"Stick him up top"

by MWYW May 9, 2018

flobble-top

a person, standing or walking, resembles that of a bobble head hula girl

Eddie said, " hey flobble-top! wobble your ass across the street! "

by woundedsoulryu February 5, 2010