Pulled Pork

Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL

Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)

by I h8 nes November 24, 2022

pork drunk

The state of mind achieved after becoming delusional from eating an obscene amount of pork product.

"Come over here boy! Momma's pork drunk!"

by gucci mane pondo December 29, 2013

Fedor Pork

A combination of words to name a Ukrainian fellow who looks like a pig. Similar to the legend of John Pork. Often used in an insulting but playful manner.

You are really a Fedor Pork today.

by dannymanandhar September 6, 2025

Sergio Pork

Sergio Pork is a mythic legend from the year 2022-2023 where a fat chubby kid called sergio would eat pork so people would call him sergio pork. Sergio pork also means "total fatass and homosexual"

Person 1: Wow he is such a "Sergio Pork."
Person 2: Yeah he is fat and homosexual

by sandymandyrandy November 27, 2023

Pork curtain

Ball sack stretched out.

Antonym of Beef curtain (oversized vaginally inner lips).

I stretched his pork curtain out

by 2021Galileo November 13, 2021

Pork softy toast

A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust

John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

by Cribble crabdabbler July 4, 2021

Pork bench

Something you sit on when u came to goon haha yes it does actually exist

“I came to goon, pork bench”

by Porkbench July 6, 2024