A Do Bronx Win

To undeservingly win a fantasy matchup in which you score drastically below the league average.

I could really use a Do Bronx Win this week.

by meadowpondsfantasy October 9, 2024

A win is a win

Used when you barely succeed at something in a way that isn’t expected or practical.

“Dude I forgot to study for the test”

“Didn’t you hear? The class yesterday all failed so it was postponed”

“A win is a win”

by drowwziie August 12, 2025

Winning

There is no winning, there is only not losing what you lost the last time.

There is no winning.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2021

Win Thread

When posting in a thread of a certain image board, if the operator deems the thread a win thread if one meets certain requirements, such as tits, rolling doubles, trips, or even quadruples, or posting teh lulz. If you succeed, you win the game forever, and whenever you would lose the game, you must instead inform them that you cannot ever lose.

Hey dude, The game, you lose.

Cool story Bro, except I rolled trips in a win thread, I cant lose, an hero faggot.

by The Colorado Panda June 23, 2011

first win of the day

It’s what you typically add on Snapchat or any group chat of any social medium platform when you are in a match of any battle royale game. The funny thing is that no one who puts that up will ever be as good as my buddy Evan. Be careful because currently Evan only plays pubg but he is gonna tear cheeks up in paladins battle royale pretty soon. Anyone who says first win of the day following 4/21/18 is lying since Evan is the only one getting dubs.

First win of day was an inside job, and I bet everything i just said will be outdated but within 3 years. “Oh no way Evan won again using only 8x scope and no gun.” Other dude- “woah totally tubular considering the player base is already on its last legs.”

How many times do I have to rewrite this damn thing in order to get approved
First win of the day is good and that’s how it is defined will this be approved now

by Mc Lil Fookie Bookster May 28, 2018

winning

Losing your extremely high-profile, high-paying job, your wife, your children and your mind and being too prideful to get help with the drug addiction and anger issues that caused you to lose them.

"I'm not bi-polar; I'm bi-winning!" -- Charlie Sheen, about his current winning streak

by Zukashin March 26, 2011

Perfect Duo Win

A win in which both members score and assist each other's goals, resulting in a 2-0 win

"And with that perfect duo win they take the best of 3"

by xXxIAskForConsentToDestroyPu$$ February 7, 2021