One time in fourth grade
Aurora: *Literally doing nothing*
Riley: Wanna go out?
Aurora: *Literally hears Riley's friends laughing behind him* Uh no thank you
Riley: hAhA you think I wanted to go out with YOU? Yea it was a dare so... Bitch
Aurora: *Literally doing nothing*
Riley: Wanna go out?
Aurora: *Literally hears Riley's friends laughing behind him* Uh no thank you
Riley: hAhA you think I wanted to go out with YOU? Yea it was a dare so... Bitch
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Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary
Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary
by maksammich August 29, 2019
Get the Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason mug.One of the strangest people in a school of freaks, stoney creek high school. Possibly autistic, she can be seen running through the halls holding all of her books. If you don't see her though, she's probably just wearing all camouflage clothing. Why? No one knows, not even the few people she talks to. With few friends, she often talks to teachers telling them shit no one gives a shit about and if they respond her tiny fetal face lights up with gratification. She is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to get even some recognition, i.e. taking assignments to the max when it is a simple presentation or crying because something slightly unfair happened (get over it you privileged white bitch you know how hard this shit is for everyone else?) Overall she is really fucking annoying, and most people at stoney have been uncomfortable because of her at least once. I'm not even going to talk about her appearance because there is no substance to that. Here's my two cents: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE NOT A QUIRKY CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FLICK.
Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK
Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK
Student 1: Did you see that Riley Flaherty girl?
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.
by IFUCKINGHATETHISSCHOOL June 15, 2018
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A gay guy who is very smart. If he likes you, he will stop all temptation and lust just so he doesn't break an obligation. They may touch their hair but if he likes you maybe you can do more with his hair.
Guy 1: I just scored and got Riley to date me!
Guy 2: Great job, if your lucky maybe he'll let you mess up his hair!
Guy 2: Great job, if your lucky maybe he'll let you mess up his hair!
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Get the Riley mug.Riley is the definition of a nerd. Riley's barely facetime's but she only does it to the best friends in her life. Riley doesn't talk that much but when she does she is very loud and talkative.
Person 1 OMG is that Riley
Person 2 I haven't seen her since last year
Riley: Hey guys I can't talk right now.
Everyone Else Okay Bye
Person 2 I haven't seen her since last year
Riley: Hey guys I can't talk right now.
Everyone Else Okay Bye
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