English teacher

The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late

Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”

by Whatisthis_sorcery November 28, 2024

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Max English

Beast of a man

Likes buses

"lad u know them chippy chips max English"

by Jumbo_sausage55 February 3, 2025

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English spag bowl

When you use the intestines as a dildo/flashlight

"YO bro I did a crazy English spag bowl with this girl past night"

by Skibidi toilet camera man September 12, 2025

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Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.

Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.

by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022

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English or Spanish?

Question asked to someone followed by a test for one’s sexuality.

Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2: English

Man 1: Whoever moves first is gay
Man 2: …

by wannaberizzler June 8, 2024

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The English Slanguage

The English slanguage is composed of all the words or phrases that aren't really words, yet get used on a regular basis through either texting or talking. For example, "brah" or "legit" or "no cap" are part of slanguage.

Dude, they really need to make a dictionary for the English slanguage. Half the time I don't know what people are talking about.

All the cool kids talk in slanguage, no one uses proper grammar any more.

by SuperSavannah October 22, 2019

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