shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops

SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023

cringe cop

A person who overuses the word ‘cringe’ to the point where it’s cringeworthy in and of itself. The irony is that they give up so much of their own time to mock all who fit their meaning of ‘cringe’. A pun on ‘cringe comps’, which tend to be their sad excuses for YouTube videos.

He thinks he’s better than you just because you like ponies? What a cringe cop.

by PonyTrainBoi March 29, 2021

Cop Camera Theater

The unctuous behaviors of abusive police officers who are aware they're being recorded, in an effort to deliberately create the illusion of justification for their otherwise unjustifiable actions.

Knowing they were within range of the cruisers dash cam, the police officers engaged in a little cop camera theater when they repeatedly shouted "STOP RESISTING!" as they beat the man who was obviously not resisting,

by Respect Mah Authoritah May 6, 2014

clutch copped

One who gets with someone before Valentine’s Day

He clutch copped her booty

by Gaymorals February 13, 2018

Cops

Known for their love of donuts and overpolicing black and brown neighborhoods.

“Cops just stopped me on the way to work. I hate pigs.”

by BRUHHHHHHHH? July 7, 2020

Front Cop, Back Cop

Depending on where you are in the Eiffel tower, you are either the front cop or the back cop. The front cop is responsible for the mouth, nose, and ears. The back cop is responsible for the anus, vagina, and other orifices.

Michael: Hey P-Ka$h, do you think you'd be down for some good old Front Cop, Back Cop action downtown tonight?
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!

by IloveChristina1234 March 20, 2022

Cop

A man or a woman who is paid by the state to whoop up your ass,six ways to sunday

Jack-some cops beat me up yesterday when I tried to hang out with Jenny.
John-Man,their job actually among many others include being paid to unleash a can of Whoopass on us

by Titus rutto October 8, 2019