tube-sock roadblock

(n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.
I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!

This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.
by Benyaboy May 27, 2010
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tube jig

masturbating until one perches.
Tube jig worked its magic to the tune of about 15 perch today.
by matelalique September 07, 2010
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Food tube

An edible item comprised of a combination of ingredients that takes the form of a cylinder; usually with a single, contiguous outer wrapping.
Some example food tubes include: burritos, spring rolls, California rolls and wraps.
by Coltronix July 23, 2012
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tube cowboy

When you justify purchasing dope cowboy boots for a Texas wedding by wearing them when you get home on the tube in London… nice work bobo!
D-Rock didn’t Google “tube cowboy” but if he had, he would have found this…
by OGProperSean December 03, 2021
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Shark Tubing

The act of putting something on the internet simply to attract people to it. Like shark bait. Hence the term, sharktubing.
Click baiting and shark tubing are basically the same thing.
by MasterKlaw December 25, 2020
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Ignorance Tube

The tube in the neck where assholes spew an overwhelming amount of ignorance, can also be the place that people shove food into known as the Nutrient Chute
I cant listen to john when he's spewing bullshit out of his Ignorance tube
by Genderlessbork December 20, 2017
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Ignorance Tube

The tube in the neck where assholes spew an overwhelming amount of ignorance, can also be the place that people shove food into known as the Nutrient Chute
I cant listen to john when he's spewing bullshit out of his Ignorance tube
by Genderlessbork December 20, 2017
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