when you watch 2 or more people have sex undetected in the closet or closest similar place (e.g. - behind a chair, etc.). To take it one step further, include a meal for youorself, like Taco Bell soft tacos out of their wrapper. Eating is very satisfying while getting away with this perve maneuver.
Once I watched my boy tag his chick while I hid in the close to fohis room and ate Taco Bell during the whole thing....She never knew we pulled a closet trick!!
by broker85032 August 29, 2006
Get the closet trickmug. In football, a perfect hat-trick is when a player scores 3 times in a game, one with his left foot, one with his right food and one with his head. Sexually speaking, the perfect hat-trick is when an individual scores 3 times in a session; blow job, vaginal sex and anal sex, in that order.
- Barry, did you blag that bird last night?
- Yeah, went back to hers
- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?
- Nah, she wouldn't do anal
- Yeah, went back to hers
- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?
- Nah, she wouldn't do anal
by Paul Bird January 22, 2011
Get the perfect hat-trickmug. Also known as a vato trifecta, a cholo hat-trick consists of spraying graffiti, getting drunk and masturbating all in the same day at the same place.
Cholo hat-tricks usually occur at a cholo's place of employment which is most commonly a restaurant.
Cholo hat-tricks usually occur at a cholo's place of employment which is most commonly a restaurant.
by Dognutts December 21, 2007
Get the cholo hat-trickmug. Where a homeless person approaches a car at a stoplight, and some douche decides to heat up a penny with a lighter and give it to them.
This is done under the assumption that the person will keep the penny out of a desperate need, but they're more likely to throw the useless coin back in their face, pull them out of the car and smash their head against the pavement.
This is done under the assumption that the person will keep the penny out of a desperate need, but they're more likely to throw the useless coin back in their face, pull them out of the car and smash their head against the pavement.
Homeless Person: hey, man, got a dollar?
Driver: no, but I've got this. (does hot penny trick)
Homeless Person: Fuck that shit, eat the curb, dumbass!
Driver: no, but I've got this. (does hot penny trick)
Homeless Person: Fuck that shit, eat the curb, dumbass!
by champagnesupernova October 14, 2010
Get the hot penny trickmug. When yo bitch or yo woman gits outta line and you need to whoop dat bitch back in line so she stop aktin like a gah damn chicken head
"Shanaynay you best stop trippin you stupid ass trick, im only wif choo, i aint wif no otha woman, you is da only one fo me, best stop aktin all dumb n shit befo i hasta Whoop Dat Trick"
by Micheal Sheffield March 11, 2008
Get the Whoop Dat Trickmug. When a single hockey player has three fights in a single game. Similar to a hat trick in which a player has three goals, or a Gordie Howe hat trick when a player has a goal, and assist, and a fight. Named after the Hanson brothers from the movie Slapshot.
Person 1: Did you see that game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't Jody Shelley fight Bob Probert three times??
Person 1: Yup. Hanson hat trick.
Person 2: Yeah, didn't Jody Shelley fight Bob Probert three times??
Person 1: Yup. Hanson hat trick.
by why did we trade shelley? February 13, 2010
Get the Hanson Hat Trickmug. The social structure of an occupation that consists of chicknheads, bratz, tricks and slappers.
When you work at a job that has many clique's and lazy broads, where rumors run as rampant as office transmitted STD's.
Places of "Office Polli-Tricks: McDonalds, Burger King, general fast food, urban offices, and inner-city high school.
When you work at a job that has many clique's and lazy broads, where rumors run as rampant as office transmitted STD's.
Places of "Office Polli-Tricks: McDonalds, Burger King, general fast food, urban offices, and inner-city high school.
by WXW March 21, 2007
Get the Office Polli-Tricksmug.