soft spot stabber

A male sporting a penis with above-average length but below-average girth, performing vaginal penetrative sex with a pregnant female.

My girlfriend wants me to fuck her, but I'm afraid I'll be a soft spot stabber.

by sdaynoam October 8, 2022

spotted dog

n. raisin bread
also see spotted dick

"I love eating home baked spotted dog"

by Pete January 20, 2004

cincinatti soft spot

When one penetrates a pregnant woman to the extent that ones jebend becomes lodged in the soft spot of the unborn foetus' skull, increasing the child's propensity to develop a distinctly concave forehead

Dopey- Whats up with Carl's forehead?
Gil- I heard his mum was taking it from some black guy during her third trimester
Dopey- Ah the old cincinatti soft spot ! Actually I think that may have been me, my bad
Gil- ROFL

by Chuck Rambo February 22, 2008

johnny on the spot

a massive hickey on the inside of a girls thigh

Steve left a johnny on the spot that was extremely red

by curtis martin February 26, 2008

talent-spotting

Also: Talent Spotting, or talentspotting

Scoping out/Evaluating cute boys or girls in a public place, typically done with friends

"Hey, we're heading to the beach to do some talent-spotting and pick up hotties playing volleyball."

by mookie blaylock jr September 27, 2007

soft spot in the crust

opening to the vagina, with the labia being the crust

get your banana out of the soft spot in the crust before i get pregnant.

by Terezka January 3, 2008

male g-spot

The male g-spot is a fictional area inside the rectum which supposedly enhances the male orgasm. It was invented by closet-gays who looked for a sensible excuse to have things stuck up their ass.

"dude, the doctor stuck his finger up my fun-pipe, tickled my male g-spot and I totally got a boner! does that make me gay?"
"nope, but calling your ass a 'fun-pipe' does"

by quantumechanic August 12, 2013