Milford planet fitness

The ultimate gym. Milfs from all over the world flock here to watch young long haired men in the local sober living program sweat it out and flex their massive muscles and lifting crushing amounts of weights.

Mike: yo wanna lift after yoga?
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
Mike: hell ya bro, I love Milford planet fitness

by The MILF HUNTER OF MILFORD February 23, 2024

Kobi fit

An outfit which consists of every color in the rainbow , inspired by kobi

Girl: “Boy I can’t mess with you , you got a Kobi fit on”
Boy: “Oh yeah my fault I’m gay”

by A kobi fit user March 5, 2025

Fitting Room

A melting pot where various ethnicities go to try on clothing, and sweat. This makes the Fitting Room unbearably muggy and smell absolutely pungent.

Kid: Mom, it’s so hot and smelly in the fitting room, when can we leave?

Mom: Well, I still have this t-shirt to try on .

by Maryjohnsn20 April 7, 2019

Bitch fits

A sudden and random seizure-like event in which you remember someones (usually your enemies) wrong doings. These bitch fits are not controllable most of the time.

I had another one of my bitch fits the other day thinking about him!

Stop! I’m gonna have one in a minute.

by Dahwae May 9, 2018

spazzy fit

.Used to describe a human of lesser intelligence jerking its body and having an eppileptic fit of some sort.
.Or for girls as a way to say they are turned on
usually acompagnied by the sounds "vvvvvvvvvvvvsldjglhxg" or gasps

zippy:"omg look at pete wentz drinming that potion *spazzy fit*"
gemma: OMG HE's GASPING!!! *spazzzzyyyyyyy*

by Grrrr! September 20, 2007

Bike fit

A bike fit is a cycling outfit that consists of a pair of bib shorts, or a jersey, or both.

I have to wear a bike fit so people quit asking me if something is wrong with my car.

by swiftyswifty January 15, 2021

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024