Matthew Moment

When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.

Wow. That was one hell of a Matthew Moment

by Matthew’s dumb shit.net August 29, 2022

lifetime moment

(noun) When something is said or done that appears that it could be on the most suspenseful family drama network in the world... Lifetime! Typically used when overt teenage girls describe their overly pretentious drama going on in their life.

"Hey Dan, stay away from Aly today. She's been having a lot of lifetime moments lately. It's not good for your health to be near her."

"And then David actually threatened to kill himself when I told him that I cheated on him with this other guy I met at the bar, who I found out actually does drugs and I just-"
"STOP! PLEASE! My brain can contain any more of these lifetime moments!"

by ncmo April 21, 2010

Murlock Moment

A Murlock Moment happens when the owner of the formerly popular Garry's mod server "Imperium Gaming WW2RP" tries to revive his server again, without making any changes to the content.

- Did you hear the news?
- Yes, Imperium Gaming is reopening again, what a murlock moment

by A funny italian man April 8, 2021

susan moment

a slow moment who could have all the time if u are susan...

girl i had a susan moment and forgot what a noun was😬😬😒

by bccoolkat March 5, 2019

Marilyn Moment

When a gust of wind blows someones skirt up and they have to hold it down. Like Marilyn Monroe's famous scene in 'The Seven Year Itch'
(gust of wind)

She may have been wearing a knee-length coat, but the Duchess perhaps didn't anticipate just how windy it would that day. She gave onlookers an eyeful when a gust of wind ensured her very own Marilyn moment. Whilst exiting the aircraft she was forced to quickly pull down her dress and as it almost resulted in a rather embarrassing knicker flash.

by hS May 20, 2014

Yahya Moment

whenever somebody posts an extremely dogshit and unfunny meme, in an unrelated and sudden manner.

Khaleel: what did you get on the math test?
Yahya: *unrelated dogshit unfunny tik tok about hating women or some shit*
Ron: Yahya moment
Hasan: Yahya moment

by Psk0315 March 21, 2022

Donnie Moment

When a fighter pilot takes evasive action either upwards or downwards into a cloud, usually due to an incoming radar based missile.

"Yeah AWACS they have a lock on me I'm gonna take a donnie moment and shake it off"

by Desudab January 20, 2021