mirror test

An artist's worst nightmare, especially if they draw people or portraits.
This is when you flip over a drawing and hold it up to the light to see to the other side / use a handy mirror to check if your image still looks symmetrical when reversed.

Usually, it looks fine from the front and fails the mirror test.
It's really discouraging.

Mirror tests tempt me to bring seven years of bad luck upon myself

by greenpotatoes April 9, 2010

jen test

when one forgets pre cleaning cleaning, and their are items left on the floor that will put your vacuum to the ultimate test in suction. the jen test.

if you are vacuuming and your vacuum fails to suck up say socks, earrings, rocks, small children, then it is not a true vacuum and you have been ripped off. if your vacuum can withstand the jen test, all of these things will disapear.

by jen the vacuum tester July 1, 2011

dipstick test

When you check a girls P.H. balance by inserting 2 fingers into her pussy (knuckle deep) and pulling them out to see if there are little pussy boogers or if it is nice, clean, and un-clotted. Ultimately you are checking for signs of other guys cum.

Dude, after performing the dipstick test, I told that bitch to go wash her crusty hole.

by JohnsonSwellz June 17, 2016

Tess

A name given to girls who are somewhat smart, but still barely pass tests and quizzes. Tesses are usually extremely hot and have gorgeous legs and an awesome ass. They are not really sluts, but might slip in a quick blow now and then.

Tess: Wow, I only passed this course by 2%!

Random guy: OK, great...
So how about a bj?

Tess: Sure, why not...

by pussyfucker299890.3 January 26, 2010

Tess

a brown hair girl who lives in guilford and has a big butt

yo tess has a donk!

by eugene latard September 26, 2010

The Europe Test

Boyfriend(living in some other continent than europe) takes a vacation in Europe for 2 weeks and shuts off his cellphone, doesn't read his emails and is in all ways unreachable.
If, during this time, his girlfriend goes batshit crazy, cheats on him, dumps him or in any other way shows weak psychological fitness because she in some weird way didn't know about the trip...she's not worthy to be a girlfriend.

My ex-girlfriend didn't pass The Europe Test...damn she's crazy! She sold all my stuff on ebay and fucked my cousin while I was traveling Europe. I even bought her a necklace goddammit! Good thing this happened before we got engaged.

by IlJaanevits August 12, 2009

tessa brooks

Dancer.

You tuber.
Team 10 member among many others.
Gorgeous and positive.

Tessa brooks is so nice, she just never stops smiling!

by bublesherbert135 June 3, 2017