Taking a trip to the garage

As teenagers, sneaking out of the house and going to the garage to smoke some pot.

Their parents didn't know it, but their teenager was taking a trip to the garage in the middle of the night to smoke a bowl.

by red27 July 31, 2011

Taking a Bailey

The action of "Taking a Bailey" is when you have one of those days where you decide "fuck it, I don't care, i'm not working today." (Must be occasional, do not overuse).

"Ugh, I'm tired, I'm stressed, I'm taking a Bailey today. Maybe I will work tomorrow."

by baileyyyyyyygurl October 15, 2012

taking the bend

To engage in unwanted sexual intercourse, but not so unwanted that it's rape.

Prostitute: "Looks like I'm taking the bend again tonight."

by thebeardedblacksmith February 3, 2013

talkin sidewayz

talking bull shit, or making ridiculous statements that get you into a fight.

that nigga d-boi be talkin sidewayz imma have to cap this cat.
he be talkin sidewayz, he swung on me and i had him sittin sidewayz on the curb

by imdirty360 August 25, 2013

taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.

"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."

by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013

taking revenge

An American Christian Rock/ Christian Metal band Formed in Jackson Mississippi, with a unique style of music they love there fans the band is also formed by there guitarist Christian Rushing, there drummer is Troy Etheridge and there front man is Adam Kirkland they are making a fan page on Facebook and a official band website.

Websites Instagram,Twitter

Taking Revenge

by Jake Passion December 14, 2013

Taking a Vick

The Act of taking a shit, whilst face-timing your girlfriend, while at work

McDonalds employee "Yo, wheres the manager?"
Other employee "Oh, he's taking a Vick"
Assistant manager "that thing where he takes a shit and face-times with his girlfriend?"
Customer "Who could do such a thing?"
All employees "Vick can"

by J-Blacky April 6, 2014