courtesy tap

verb: an act of sex following a pricey (over $15) dinner, where the benifactor of the dinner reciprecates out of politness. Can be both passive and active.

After that ho bought my dinner, I had to giver her a little courtesy tap. I mean, that bitch was nasty, but Red Lobster sure is fine.

by Tank Morris and Clutch Kerley January 12, 2004

Michigan tap dancing

The sound that's made when people come inside from being out in the snow and stomp their boots on the floor to get all the snow off of them.

The kids must be back from sledding, I can hear them Michigan tap dancing downstairs.

by calvinswim February 18, 2020

Hard Nut Tap

Just the worse fucking thing.

I’m gonna give you a Hard Nut Tap

by RoadkillSquirrel August 16, 2021

Southern tap water

A cup of dip spit

Person 1: Hey man you got any water its hotter than Africa out there

Person 2: Sure thing just take one of those cups of southern tap water out of the trash can

by Colebutt January 11, 2012

Tapping That Tree For Sap

Gold Digger. A woman who is only with a man for the financial benefits of the relationship.

Katie doesn't love him, she's just tapping that tree for sap.

by Lila Saan 4 May 2, 2011

Off Tap Crap

The Off Tap Crap, discovered by the Greek is a method used after consuming a tablet or tablets of ecstacy. The process involves disposing of bodily waste and inadvertantly causing the performer of the act to become Off Tap. Also known as pill shit, pill spill, eccy eruption and lollie loo.

Fuk man, im so Off Tap right now ay. Just had my Off Tap Crap. Im feeling great!!

off tap crap pill eruption lollie munted

by Pill God June 22, 2009

Tap That Time Machine

Finding a person who you think may have been physically attractive in the past, and you would " tap that " if you had a time machine. (By going back to the past when he/she was attractive).

Iain: "Yo man! My French teacher Ms. Murray is so hot!"

Adam: "But she's like, 50 years old! What a turn off..."

Iain: "I'd totally Tap That Time Machine."

Adam: "Agreed."

by MackPC November 3, 2009