teddy take

a take/opinion that is atrociously awful but said with 100% confidence

Your opinion on the film Whiplash is a teddy take.

by david_2 March 15, 2023

To take a cleveland

To take a shit.

Be right back. I have to take a cleveland.

by Shplups April 4, 2023

Take the bus

Proverb amongst suicidal people for ending their lives.

"I'm going to take the bus tomorrow, don't stop me"

by sirarturo October 20, 2023

Take a bunga

The act of pissing out of your asshole before doing literally anything ever

Ben: it’s time to run to the store where’s Alex at?

Elliott: You know he can’t go anywhere without having to take a bunga first.

by [..] April 7, 2023

Taking a Randy

Recently, an avid offloading enthusiast from Orlando, Florida set the 2 day record for number of stops needed to relieve himself. That, coupled with his uncanny resemblance to the television character of Randy from Trailer Park Boys, is how the term was derived and is now flourishing in the off-roading community.

I'll be taking a Randy as soon as I can pull over.

by Bubbles from Canada April 24, 2023

Take A Bow

The act of smacking someone’s nutsack to make them bend over to make them look like they’re taking a bow.

I made my friend Jerry take a bow and I’ve busted his nutsack

by Dturn06 May 5, 2023

Taking a rowdy

letting your kaboose loose - as coined by Vlad G

Where's Mike?
Taking a rowdy, he'll need a minute

by thisisvladg July 7, 2023