rofo hot

hot, for a rofo (craigslist romance forum) chick; not necessarily hot compared to the general population IRL

nah, but poopypitchur is rofo hot.

by fbastage November 2, 2008

Nerd-Hot

Aesthetic appeal that goes beyond traditional notions of what is considered "hot" to include the implicit grace that logically follows intelligence and eloquence.

Korey Stamper is not just hot, she is nerd-hot.

by Jake Epistemo Pants December 10, 2010

hot stove

It's baseball talk during the off season (winter). Devoted fans never stop talking about the sport, so they stand over a "hot stove" during the winter discussing transactions, managers, anything baseball related.

In today's hot stove report......

by JayeC December 6, 2006

stupid hot

Generally describing a woman who is so breath-takingly beautiful and/or desirable that men are inspired to act in an outrageously stupid or foolish manner in order to gain her attention or interest.

"Buddy, I know she's stupid hot, but you could have gotten hurt trying a crazy stunt like that!"

by Bat55 October 7, 2021

Hotness Detector

A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.

"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

Hot as a stove

In sexuality, when a girl is horny, resulting in having her sexual organ over-heated.

Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date yesterday night?
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.

by bARMAn78 September 26, 2008

Hot Smurf

A gastrointestinal puff of wind so hot that it achieves a blue hue.

I'm gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don't let me eat the last cheetoh.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.

by Hot Smurf September 2, 2016