Kansas City Shuffle

From Lucky Number Slevin. The Kansas City Shuffle is a deception move characterised by causing the victim to look right as you attack on the left.

Smith: "There was a time when Brown Sugar over there was a fine young woman."

Nick: *looking towards her*

Smith: *leaves wheelchair and attacks Nick from behind* "the Kansas City Shuffle"

by CrazEkid April 5, 2006

Shuffle

Shuffle. To have a wank. Male masturbation.
It is known as having a "5 knuckle shuffle". This is a term widely recognised in London England, as well as most other parts of the country.

I enjoy a nightly shuffle

by bazza7 February 12, 2009

seufferlein

Pimp ass mutha fucka

Billy ain't no seufferlein.

by West Spear April 30, 2004

Sluffer

n. someone who lags
Derived from the word sloth, meaning slow.

Person 1: Hey, have you finished your APUSH project?
Person 2: No, I haven't started yet.
Person 1: Ugh, you sluffer!

by Sluffer September 11, 2012

scuffed steve jobs

Scuffed Steve Jobs is slang for someone who consumes unhealthy amounts of soy, and likes to kiss other men even more than the typical gay guy.

Guy 1: *kisses person next to him*

Guy 2: Man, you are such a Scuffed Steve Jobs!

by FireSSJ February 16, 2019

Urinal Shuffle

The move you do whilst looking for the fly in your underpants while standing at a urinal.

Shit son, I was doing the urinal shuffle for like 15 minutes and almost peed my britches.

by DieLawn January 5, 2008

Pedestrian Shuffle

The dance one performs when crossing a busy street but isn't sure how fast the oncoming traffic is going and doesn't know if it's okay to cross.
Usually performed while either in a hurry, on the phone, listening to an iPod, or texting.

While texting on her blackberry, Janice did the pedestrian shuffle when she suddenly realized she was walking into a busy street.

by Drew.B February 11, 2009