An outdoor piss taken (normally in the cold winter months) right after getting a blow job, whereby you walk with your pants around your ankles towards the nearest tree for the “after piss” This walking motion resembles that of a penguin, hence the “Penguin Piss”
Hey Marty, did you see Roger last night? Right after Sue sucked him off he had an immediate Penguin Piss situation
by Big Bing Theory January 7, 2011
Get the Penguin Pissmug. 
1. (infinitive) to mislead someone; to bullshit
2. (infinitive) to literally urinate soup
3. (noun) a soup or stew mostly composed of urine
2. (infinitive) to literally urinate soup
3. (noun) a soup or stew mostly composed of urine
1. Jack: Hey, did you here about Jim?
Joe: No, what about him?
Jack: He wrecked his car.
Joe: No way!
Jack: Yeah, I'm not pissin' soup here.
2. Jack: I think I may have just pissed soup.
Joe: You should probably consult a urologist.
3. Jack: This is disgusting! What is it, piss soup?
Joe: Of course not, it's borscht!
Joe: No, what about him?
Jack: He wrecked his car.
Joe: No way!
Jack: Yeah, I'm not pissin' soup here.
2. Jack: I think I may have just pissed soup.
Joe: You should probably consult a urologist.
3. Jack: This is disgusting! What is it, piss soup?
Joe: Of course not, it's borscht!
by Booth Henson August 1, 2009
Get the piss soupmug. Jimmy 'da ballscratcher took a dump and when he went back later there were skid marks in the toilet, so he whipped out his piss cannon and blew them off the bowl.
by etip February 20, 2012
Get the Piss cannonmug. by esmith512 January 30, 2008
Get the piss bugmug. by Felix Tue Visiyu September 14, 2008
Get the Take a pissmug. A term defining a certain human who is interlectually slow and wriggles instead of uses his feet to walk
by brandonwaluew July 20, 2010
Get the Piss Wormmug.