when you dangle your ham, which is your labia minora. It's like teabagging.
see beanbagging and teabagging and college kids
see beanbagging and teabagging and college kids
"That fucking bitch ass hoe was trying to get in on the teabag fest by danglin' her ham. That ham dangler ass bitch!!"
beanbagging
beanbagging
by ham DURGLER August 21, 2013
Get the HAM DANGLERmug. 
gay guy 1:man dude ur man ham is to big to fit im my anus
gay guy 2:shit is is a real live man ham isnt it
gay guy 2:shit is is a real live man ham isnt it
by crystal December 28, 2004
Get the man hammug. 1. A: Hey!! Leng lui!(Beautiful girl in Cantonese) What do u like to do during free time??
Leng Lui: Ham chat!!
2. Foo JhiBai Lei go pok kai ham chat!! Mou Gam Chuen ah!!
Leng Lui: Ham chat!!
2. Foo JhiBai Lei go pok kai ham chat!! Mou Gam Chuen ah!!
by Coming Soon September 26, 2007
Get the ham chatmug. Noun. An unattractive hambeast that goes clubbing with attractive women. The ham grenade 's pin will be pulled the second her more attractive friends attract male attention. Terrified of being forced to go home alone, the ham grenade will ruthlessly mock you, refuse to laugh at your jokes and generally do everything in her power to sabotage any would-be suitors. This is where a good wingman comes in. The wingman's job is to "throw himself" on the ham grenade ie sleep with her.
Man, did you see those girls last night? Nines and Tens round that whole table, dude. Pity they had a major league ham grenade in tow.
Naw dude, I scored one of those chicks. Miles was an awesome wingman to throw himself on that ham grenade like that.
Here's to Miles, you'll be missed buddy.
Naw dude, I scored one of those chicks. Miles was an awesome wingman to throw himself on that ham grenade like that.
Here's to Miles, you'll be missed buddy.
by BIllyoh! February 19, 2014
Get the Ham Grenademug. Definition 1: A type of ham that ham-haters like, with alot of ass.
Definition 2: A common chat up line usually used on a bus to attract the opposite sex.
Definition 2: A common chat up line usually used on a bus to attract the opposite sex.
Person 1: Hey, that guy has got the biggest ass with ham that i've seen!
Person 2: You should see my sausage with scrotum!
Guy: Hey, ass with ham ;)
Girl: (Grabs crotch with excitment!) ooooohhhhhh!!!
Person 2: You should see my sausage with scrotum!
Guy: Hey, ass with ham ;)
Girl: (Grabs crotch with excitment!) ooooohhhhhh!!!
by Queen of no pants May 12, 2009
Get the Ass With Hammug. Hemroid. A nasty one. One that makes you want to cry and it's large enough to be the main course on your dinner plate.
I got this terrible ham bun from giving birth. It won't go away no matter how much pep-h I put on it!
by Smellymelly2014 January 17, 2014
Get the ham bunmug.