straight up niried 

when one does something amazing time after time and cant seem to do anything wrong cause they have so many talents.

todd- for the 5th time this week, she was straight up niried and I dont think its fair for someone to be that talented.

straight up niried by foozface July 22, 2009

Straight Hole

A Vagina of any kind.

Kevin totally wants david's straight hole!

Straight Hole by STENT07 November 3, 2010

Straight Notified 

Tied with Straight Liking, when you get notified from someone straight liking someone's wall and you have commented on most of their statuses and that causes you to get the notifications for the likes.

Lola: I'm going to straight like her page.

*Lola does so*

Sheeba: I'm getting straight notified about this.

Straight Notified by JackGio January 24, 2011

Straight Fight 

When two people fist fight, no name calling. Just hits.

She will straight fight that girl for her man, and knock her out.

Straight Fight by Spontaneous February 20, 2011

Straight Mystery 

1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.

2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.

3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.

1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?

Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.

Guy 1: Straight Mystery...

2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?

The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.

Rabbit: Straight Mystery...

3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.

Straight Mystery by Swagstar69 May 12, 2011

Straight-legged shit

A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.

That was one great straight-legged shit!

Straight-legged shit by giddyup_gansta June 27, 2011

straight bon bon

bon bon- sweet treat
straight- straight up, totally, complete

straight bon bon-straight up treat

awesome straight up straight bon bon

straight bon bon by wannabe LisaCim December 29, 2011