There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".
by K to tha G beotch June 28, 2021
Get the Stand Jobmug. Normally pertaining to romance, dates, and drama.
1. /STAND UP/ verb, when a person performs the action of ignoring plans to meet with another person that they previously agreed to.
2. /STOOD UP/ verb, ad-verb, the past tense of stand up, normally used to describe the person being ignored.
1. /STAND UP/ verb, when a person performs the action of ignoring plans to meet with another person that they previously agreed to.
2. /STOOD UP/ verb, ad-verb, the past tense of stand up, normally used to describe the person being ignored.
Stand up/stood up
1. A: hey, you gonna go on that date with jim?
B: nah, I'll probably just stand him up.
2. A: why do you look so down?
B: I got Stood up last night. (Got being the main verb and stood up being the adverb)
1. A: hey, you gonna go on that date with jim?
B: nah, I'll probably just stand him up.
2. A: why do you look so down?
B: I got Stood up last night. (Got being the main verb and stood up being the adverb)
by Joe-mah-moe November 14, 2023
Get the stand up/stood upmug. by Charli Demagorgan July 25, 2021
Get the Picture standmug. by Kanaryellow901 July 21, 2025
Get the American Stand-offmug. A saying commonly used in the Black American (Soulaan) community to express the serious of one’s beliefs or, actions.
1. When it comes to maintaining my reputation, I stands on business.
2. He thought I was going to stay quiet about the situation, but I was standing on business.
2. He thought I was going to stay quiet about the situation, but I was standing on business.
by SoulaaniSpeaks November 26, 2024
Get the Standing On Businessmug. Ignoring and maintaining zero contact with your ex AT ALL COSTS (even if they reach out to you first)
- ding -
Ex: hey babe i rlly miss you i wish u would take me back
You: - block - (bitch I’m standing on business know idk what you thought this was)
- you go to the club -
Ex: u aint see my msg?
You: - walks away and avoids eye contact - (bc you’re standing on business)
Ex: hey babe i rlly miss you i wish u would take me back
You: - block - (bitch I’m standing on business know idk what you thought this was)
- you go to the club -
Ex: u aint see my msg?
You: - walks away and avoids eye contact - (bc you’re standing on business)
by bootysnatcher788 November 26, 2023
Get the standing on businessmug. Guy Standing is a dude whose name is Guy Standing and the only picture there is of him is of him sitting down
Person 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Guy Standing?
Person 2: Is there an actual person called Guy Standing?
Person 1: Yup, and the only picture of him is of him sitting.
Person 2: Is there an actual person called Guy Standing?
Person 1: Yup, and the only picture of him is of him sitting.
by JasonDaStarBoi April 27, 2023
Get the guy standingmug.