weed socks

The item of clothing an individual wears to be identified as a fuckboy. Probably bought with their parent's money due to their joblessness and lack of motivation to seek employment. Weed socks are to be worn to the mall, or under jeans so you can be an undercover fuckboy at school.

"Wow. That guy is wearing weed socks. I want him dead."
"Weed socks are dope right homie?"-middle school boy

by tonythetigergreattttt December 03, 2015

dick sock

another name for a whore, slut, or loose person. Can be female for vaginal or anal intercouse or male for anal intercourse.

Hahaha, that bitch sky is such a dick sock. She must have slept with atleast 300 hundred people already.

by assattack99 May 25, 2009

sock drawer

When two uncircumcised men put their penises next to one another, and one of them rolls their foreskin over the tip of the other man's unit.

Those two dudes did a sock drawer!

by rockamysoul April 28, 2013

minge socks

another word for 'knickers' or female underwear.

like socks, but for your minge.

socks go over your feet, and knick knocks 'go over/cover up' ya minge.

'don't get your minge socks in a twist!'

'i bought some new minge socks at the weekend, wanna see?'

'i left my minge socks at his appartment.. :('

'fuckin hell dat girl aint got no minge socks on, i can see er pussy'

by sminiffer. February 10, 2008

protein sock

a sock, usually a tube sock, that a guy jerks off into.

I wabted to make a protein sock, so I too off a sock and jerked away. The I shot my load into my sock.

by freshmeat October 09, 2003

sock cooker

One who... cooks socks.

'I would like to cook your sock, may I switch round your letters hunnni?'

by Ant December 05, 2004

The Sock Puppet

note: you have to be pretty strong to do this, or have a midget girlfriend.

hokay, what you do is get your girlfriend and/or slut and you start to fist her. once youre safely inside, you lift her up in the air with the hand inside her cooch, effectively making it look as though you have a puppet on that hand.

"dear god, i dont think ill ever have kids after the sock puppet john pulled on me last night!"

by the bassist April 09, 2008