Blanchester bike shop

When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex

I quit my job and gave my wife a blanchester bike shop

by Race ready cycle September 15, 2020

barber shop top

A top you wear when going to the barbers/hairdressers as you don't want your nice tops filled with hair

Hannah: Why's that tool wearing such a dead top.
Tom: Nah 'low him that's his barber shop top

by I'm sooo boredOMG July 25, 2017

Rich Vein Shopping

When you go shopping (mostly online but can be anywhere) and find an article of clothes (a shirt, a dress, a pair of shorts, shoes, etc...) that are just perfect (fit perfectly, look amazing, are unique, are affordable, etc...), that you decide to buy the same piece of clothing in every color available. Essentially, you struck a rich vein of shopping.

I was at American Apparel and found a shirt I loved- I decided to go rich vein shopping!

by ewargod June 7, 2023

barber shop quartet

A four man version of a trim. In this case, participants are arranged in a square formation. Brings a whole new meaning to going to the barbers for a trim.

We were off for a trim, but Luke came along and stuck his tongue out, and we couldn't resist a barber shop quartet.

by StrangleWheeeyyy December 25, 2011

tuck shop slut

A filthy whore that administers blowjobs to individuals while purchasing products at the tuck shop for the purpose of payment in semen.

While purchasing my TI-85 and .07mm lead for my mechanical pencil, Amanda, the local tuck shop slut, performed her duties until I cashed my semenal paycheck in her cheeks.

by urban sam May 8, 2007

pawn shop tickets

1. Engaging in sexual activity with another.

"Hey baby, can I get some pawn shop tickets?"
"He was getting some pawn shop tickets from that skank".

by Alia P-S April 27, 2007

Take you to the shops

As a code for saying 'cum' the slightly more polite phrase 'taken to the shops' can be used. Derived from saying i'd like to *PAUSE* to the shops with you to avoid using the word in the first place.

'Hey Cheryl Cole, I'd like to take you to the shops',
Cheryl- 'I've been waiting all my life for this'
This wouldn't actually be true, but hey, everyone can hope...

by biebs99 May 16, 2011