Technology Services

Any advanced system through which human beings interact with electronic or mechanical devices.

An operating system on a computer acts as a Technology Service for a user to interact with programs and applications, as well as other computer systems.

An information technology professional provides Technology Services for common users to interface with their personal peripheral devices.

by Crailsledge September 13, 2009

Soft Service

Getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a dump. Actually making sense compared to such random terms as the blowken. This act represents a girl at an icecream shop pulling a handle and letting the soft serve ice cream fill a cone or bowl.

"Debby went down on Tony while he was taking a shit. It was the best soft service hes ever had, and she loves the smell of crap."

by Teleutaia February 20, 2010

Lesser Services

Any military service that is not the U.S. Marine Corps. The Army, Navy and Air Force constitute the "Lesser Services".

I decided to join the Marine Corps rather than one of the lesser services.

by bugs1 November 13, 2011

Business services

A department at a university or college that takes you're well earned money to pay for your overinflated college education. Also is a repeat offender of charging you more than you owe and/or losing your last payment.

There is nothing more evil than business services.

Business services is the bane of my existence

by Cougarboy February 11, 2015

moon service

Ordering room service very late . Eating late night in hotel room through room services.

We ordered moon service last night after the party.

by Mookaveli October 12, 2015

lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015

broom service

A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.

In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.

by CapnWordsmith January 20, 2016